For the love of God, why did I agree to eat this? I have been burping it up since noon. I can honestly say that for the rest of my life, I will never willingly eat this nasty shit again without being offered a significantly large amount of money in return.
New Year’s resolutions start tomorrow. What are they? Stay tuned…
Beastie Boys “Egg Man”It’s been eight days since I smashed my phone into the kitchen counter and as strange as it seems, I think the phone is actually trying to repair itself. The hole in the LCD seems to have regenerated almost completely. The only catch so far are the purple squiggles that seem to change locations throughout the day. Anybody ever heard of something like this happening? I can only assume that my phone heard me say one (or both) of the following phrases: “Guess it’s time for a new phone” or “Great, now I’ve got a jank-ass phone” and is trying to redeem itself. I wish the phone understood that there is no need to prove anything to me. It wasn’t the phone’s fault and I certainly don’t blame anyone but myself since I keep it in the front pocket of my jeans at all times. Overall, I have been pretty happy with my phone and I suppose that until Apple actually comes out with that phone everyone keeps talking about, I will just make do for now.
My Morning Jacket “Phone Went West”Well, Sarah has taken off for New York City which leaves the house to me and Blue (see photo below) this Christmas. We can’t decide whether we should watch Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas or It’s A Wonderful Life. I’m leaning more towards the latter, but Blue, of course, is all in favor of seeing the dancing otter so we’ll probably make time for both.
Merry Christmas Eve…
Superchunk “Green Flowers, Blue Fish”When trying to find out what other monumental events took place on December 23, 1976, I came across some pretty extraordinary things. And by extraordinary, I mean boring as hell.
Congratulations to me for being born on one of the dullest days in history.
Damien Jurado “December”It’s supposed to snow here today. So far, we’ve only got a tiny bit, however, I am crossing my fingers for more. Snow on my birthday would be the best present I can think of. I’ll keep you updated.
Speaking of birthdays, my best friend Seth and I were checking out the celebrity birthday list and believe it or not, he shares a birthday with Cory Feldman and I share a birthday with Corey Haim. Is that badass or what?
Arcade Fire “Neighborhood #2 (Laika)”Well crap. I knew this would happen sooner or later. I keep my cell phone in my front left pocket at all times which means every once and a while it gets banged or bumped if I bang or bump into anything. Well, today it got more than just banged. It got smashed. I walked into the kitchen and rammed my thigh into the counter top to see if it would hurt (just kidding about the “to see if it would hurt” part, it was entirely accidental) and I heard a crunching sound come out of my pocket. I thought to myself, “Man, that sounded kind of like how I would expect a cell phone getting broken to sound.” Sure enough, I was right. The glass that covers the tiny LCD on my cell phone was crushed all to hell. It even damaged the LCD screen. I had to remove the glass so I wouldn’t get cut. Now my phone looks extra jank. Great. Unfortunately, I don’t like my electronics to look as worn in as I do my clothes. Too bad I already spent my Christmas bonus on new tires…
The Black Heart Procession “A Heart Like Mine”Q: What do you plan to write on this blog?
A: I have no idea.
Q: Will you update this blog very often?
A: It would be awesome if I did but I probably won’t because I get bored really fast.
Q: So basically, this blog is a waste of my time and yours?
A: Not completely (see next question).
Q: Before I leave and never return, do you do anything else that might interest me?
A: That, of course, depends on your interests. If you like totally sweet videos you could check out the video section of my website. If you like music, you could check out my record label or this band I used to play in or this band I used to play in. A few other points of interests are the website I made for my stepfather’s glass company and possibly the website of the agency where I work for a living.
Built To Spill “Strange”
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