Crasymaker

How in the world did Aaron’s bachelor party turn from a not-so-planned-out day into one of the funnest ever? We started the day out with an early breakfast at a kick-ass diner in The River Market. This place has a “Pancake Challenge” in which you get to write your name on the wall if you can eat two of their famous pancakes. I took one look at the biggest, meanest guy in the diner and watched him give up after only eating one and decided I’d better go with the Big Biscuit Plate instead.
After resting for an hour or so, we headed to the greyhound track to do some betting. 12 races (and countless beers) later, we had to race back to Seth’s place to meet the lady who was bringing the cake and by cake, I mean the most ridiculously decorated baked good we could afford (pictured below).
We took the cake and met about a dozen other dudes at the Westport Flea Market which is a burger bar located in the middle of a flea market. The food was so good that I may or may not have broken part 2 of DEY2005B!. Nobody said anything about it, so I am assuming that I got away with it…until now. Burgers. Beers. Darts. Cake. Mmmmm. Time to move on.

I can’t remember the name of the next bar we went to, however, I will for the rest of my life, remember in great detail the game we made Aaron play entitled, “Aaron HAS to get laid if he says THIS to a girl.” Seth has already provided a censored (WTF?) blog about it here so check out the details of the game. My God, I have never laughed so hard in public. What a good sport he was.
Next on the list was a place called Bazooka’s Showgirls. According to the COD (Code of Dudes), I am not allowed to divulge too much information about this final installment of the night, but I can say this: There are certain laws that do not allow certain bars to serve alcohol due the extreme lack of clothing of some (all) of it’s entertainers. This may or may not have been one of those bars. Enough said. Don’t be jealous.

The Decemberists “The Bachelor And The Bride”