Lunch Tour! 2005

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Some of the guys I work with and I have come up with a totally badical idea. It’s called Lunch Tour and it involves eating lunch at obscure locations around Fayetteville rather than the normal places that bore the hell out of us on a consistent basis. After compiling our lists, we came up with a good handful which includes:

  • Washington Regional Hospital (cafeteria)
  • Springdale Bowling Center (snack bar)
  • Sam’s Club (snack bar)
  • Aviator Grill (at Drake Field airport)
  • Brenda’s Bigger Burger
  • Charlie’s Chicken
  • Chili Billy’s
  • Curt’s Place
  • Art’s Place
  • Flapjacks
  • Hog’s Breath Eatery
  • Rick’s Iron Skillet
  • Waffle House (not obscure but still sweet)

I guess we should start rating these places or something and possibly post a list (or blog) online, however, I am not sure any place is going to be better than the one we visited today. We should’ve saved this one for later in the tour instead of blowing the Lunch Tour 2005 wad in the first week.

Enter the Sale Barn Cafe in South Fayetteville. It’s a TINY place next to the building where the weekly cattle auction takes place. If it weren’t for the fact that Dustin’s grandfather used to own the auction, we might not have ever found out about this gem of a restaurant. The smell of fresh cow crap greets you as you pull into the gravel lot and the sounds of terrified cattle fill the air while walking to the front door of the Sale Barn Cafe. Once inside, if you can deal with the fact that you’re the only person in the room who is not wearing boots, a hat and carrying a spit-cup, then you’re in for quite a suprise. Your choices are pretty much limited to a hamburger, cheeseburger or the “Special” (which today was brisket, taters, beans and a roll). My cheeseburger was damn good and according to Jay and Dale, the brisket wasn’t bad either. Dessert options included an assortment of homemade pies and a peach cobbler. I had banana cream. Mmm.

I’m not even going to attempt to give directions. Even if I led you directly to the building itself, you would easily miss it, given it’s tiny white paper sign that is taped to the door. If somehow you can find the Sale Barn Cafe, I highly suggest it for the experience alone. But they’re only open on Wednesdays and Thursdays so good luck…


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12 Responses to “Lunch Tour! 2005”

  1. Nelson Says:

    I know for a fact that the Sam’s Club snack bar and Curt’s place are absolutely fantastic dining experiences! In fact, Allison (my wife) and I have gone on a date to Sam’s Club and eaten dinner there (both of us for under $5, leaving full). And it’s great people-watching, too!

    Wow…as I read what I just wrote, it’s kind of sad and pathetic. Oh well. BBB (Brenda’s Bigger Burger) is also really great!

  2. Crasymaker Says:

    Sweet. Thanks for the heads up on Sam’s Club. Now, where in the heck is Curt’s place? We got that one out of the phone book but have no idea how to get there. Is it in Springdale?

  3. seth Says:

    If the Sam’s Club snack bar is anything like the Costco snack bar, then you ARE in for a treat. Giant slice of pizza for $2! Not bod!

    And is the Sale Barn over by El Conquistralla?

  4. Nelson Says:

    Curt’s in in Johnson (though it’s technically in Fayetteville zoning). Right off Main Street in Johnson, next to a gas station.

  5. stevepanic Says:

    Where can I get a Lunch Tour 2005 T-Shirt?

  6. Anonymous Says:

    i’ve eaten at the sale barn. just as you described it. smelly, felt out of place but the food was good.
    is drakes still open…pink building on the way to that town that starts with an E on the way to the pig trail?
    ricks used to be a favorite!!!

    DaD

  7. Crasymaker Says:

    Are you kidding?! You’ve actually been to the Sale Barn Cafe?!

  8. Anonymous Says:

    been there done that…remember the guy who worked on the citation for you? he told me about it.
    i went once.
    daD

  9. Laura Says:

    Oh, man - Hog’s Breath Eatery? Their baked potatoes are to die for. It violates the “Never-Eat-Anything-Bigger-Than-Your Head” Rule. Awesome.

  10. Crasymaker Says:

    “Never-Eat-Anything-Bigger-Than-Your-Head” rule? I guess that means no more whole pumpkin-eating for me.

  11. Andrew Says:

    Notice that, under the “nothing bigger than your head” rule, you would still be allowed to eat your own head.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Don’t let annonymous fool you.He used to get coconut creme pie from
    there. He might have only been there once, but he ate the pie more times than that. Hummm maybe carry out!

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