Crasymaker

Tom TV Producer: “Sir, I’m not sure our ratings are going to be all that good for the USA vs. Puerto Rico game.”
Bill Basketball Boss: “Why not?”
Tom: “Because nobody cares about USA Basketball.”
Bill: “Seriously?”
Tom: “Yup.”
Bill: “Well what the crap are we going to do?”
Tom: “Hmm. We could re-paint the lines on the court so that it looks like there’s a big ole weiner at each end.”
Bill: “Really?”
Tom: “Yup.”
Bill: “Do it.”