So I head down to the Enterprise rental location nearest to my house yesterday to pick up my temporary replacement vehicle and the entire time I’m thinking, “Please don’t let it be a) a Geo Metro or b) something in a really bright, ugly color.”
I guess that was asking too much because the only thing they had available was a bright blue Dodge Avenger. Awesome. The best (read: worst) part about having to drive this ridiculous car around town until my vehicle is repaired is the fact that it’s brand new and doesn’t even have a license plate yet. Why is that, you may ask?
Because without a license plate, it looks like I just bought the damn thing for myself. So if ya’ll see some dumbass driving around town in one of these things, don’t worry. It’s just me.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
AVEEEEENGERRRRRRR! Can I get a picture of you posing in front of that car holding the blueberry bass? I’m only 9% kidding.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Sa-weeeet! Can I drive it?!
October 11th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Wait, no big engine?! Pffft. Nevermind.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
The funniest part is the gear shifter. Even though it’s an automatic transmission, the shifter goes all zig-zaggy like it’s a racecar or something.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
man we should definitely get some chicks in bikini’s to lean on that thing and take pics. What else do you do with a car like that?